So I was googling my username, and on like the seventh page of Google I found this: Kings of Greek Mythology by Burton Menomi. For whatever ungodly reason, he decided to cite the Wikipedia page about Odysseus, and include the names of every single user who’d edited the page up to that point. I don’t even know what edit I made, but now I can say my writings have been cited in an academic publication.

Update: Went and checked my contributions history, looks like it was this sentence about Mrs. Dalloway. At least I wasn’t just fixing a missing comma or something.

That’ll go nicely with my other dubious achievements, which include ordained minister of the Church of Universal Life, only verified Overwatch player to level-up three times after a single match, winner of the first PvP duel in Legends of Equestria history, and the existence of this bizarre video that someone made to show how to (incorrectly) pronounce my username.